“Okay, seriously. Not funny. Who deflated my dog?”
Facebook is now recommending I become friends with cats.
Shit.
My goatee isn’t stupid.AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
zo-dog got married to
a housecata comfy sweatera warm apple pie on a windowsillBen Gibbard today.lame. if i was there i would’ve pulled a Slash in “November Rain” and walked out and just have done gnarly guitar solos while a helicopter flew overhead. fucking lame. i bet they went to bed by 8pm with their socks on.










